1. What's your name?
2. Why did you join ASLT?
3. Name 5 things you like and 5 you dislike. (We know that there are probably many more of both, so pick the ones that you think are amusing.)
4. Are there any Apostles you hate? Why? If not make stuff up.
5. Are there any Apostles you like? Why? Again, this make require you to make stuff up.
6. Why does the ASLT Sherlock Holmes wear a cape?
7. Tell us in 5 sentences what your favorite Monty Python sketch is. If you haven't seen one, take these 5 sentences to explain why.
8. Explain your philosophy of the world in 1 paragraph. Unless it's really amusing, in which case you may have 2 paragraphs.
9. What kind of music do you like? Why is it better than everyone else's? ("Don't worry about offending us, we already know our music is better." -Margo)
10. Flamingos equal what? Explain using metaphors and similes.